About Schmeee:

• I am a Pure Mathematics major and have completed my Associate's Degree in Mathematics.
• I've been alive for a quarter-of-a-century, or in layman's terms, that's twenty-five revolutions about the sun, which is pretty fucking cool if you were to ask me.
• I carry my teal Sauropod friend, Bront, with me everywhere. He lives on my hip what is tantamount to 24/7 - At work, in the car (He wears a seatbelt too), at the movies, at dinner, etc. BRONT IS MY GUY
• I am diagnosed with ADHD, and while not diagnosed, I ace the Autism self-rating scales. What can I say? I happen to be exemplary at taking exams. BAZINGA!!!
• I happen to be a very vulgar individual. YAHTZEE!!!

This page and the machines page make me want to throw CSS off a cliff.

About thy website:

• I wrote and am writing this whole motherfucker by hand in Kate, no LSP, no autocompletion, nothing. Straight up rawdogging it like the programmers of olde. Crazy work.
• I literally just read the Mozilla Developer Documentation and try to make this bitch work as best as I can. Like, you might ask "Jesse, why the fuck are you using multiple h1 tags in a page?" Because I don't give a rats ass and it looks right to me.
• I keep accidentally trying to close lists on this bitch with the tag /l1 instead of /li, and y'know what? I blame my fucking grippers for that.
• I only check if this shit renders correctly in Firefox, whatever the fuck the latest version is, I don't know I just keep the best browser up to date - What the fuck do I know???? I don't use Chrome.
• Whenever I update multiple pages at once, I delete all the files out of the root directory on Neocities and mass upload them from my local machine - I am not against automation, it's simply that I don't give a fuck about automating this process. Don't think or believe for a second this shit has ANY kind of version control either.
• Any pictures I took on my Pixel 8 Pro have been scaled down from 8140x6144 to 800x602 and then exported as a jpeg at 75% quality. Meaning that, hopefully, no picture on this motherfucker should be more than roughly 120-150KiB (depending on color data, I think). The idea is simple - This whore should load FAST.
• I use some deprecated HTML on this website because CSS is kind of annyoing and ugly at times, my bad if something breaks. Honestly, you should blame your browser more than you blame me :)