About Schmeee:
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I am a Pure Mathematics major and have completed my Associate's Degree in Mathematics in 2026. I'm working on my Bachelor's in Pure Mathematics, and after that I intend to complete a Master's Degree in Pure Mathematics. We'll see where I go from there.
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I'm pursuing a degree purely for my own goals - Which is really a singular goal, to make cool shit. I have no career aspirations or anything fancy like that. I just find everything interesting and want to learn as much as I can because it might be useful to making cool shit down the line!
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My FAVORITE math class that I've taken so far is Calculus 3, BAR NONE!!!!! THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING COOL, DUDES. Trigonometry is a close second minus the ASS TRIANGLE special case. Fuck the ASS TRIANGLE special case.
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I tutor Mathematics at the college-level to make UNITED-STATES-DOLLARS. It's actually pretty fucking radical, and I genuinely love my job. They should really pay me more because I do a lot more than tutoring, but I digress - Those bastards won't AND don't listen - Better to let sleeping dogs lie or some shit.
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I've been alive for a quarter-of-a-century, or in layman's terms, that's twenty-five revolutions about the sun, which is pretty fucking cool if you were to ask me.
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I carry my teal Sauropod friend, Bront, with me everywhere. He lives on my hip what is tantamount to 24/7 - At work, in the car (He wears a seatbelt too), at the movies, at dinner, etc. BRONT IS MY GUY
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I am diagnosed with ADHD, and while not diagnosed, I ace the Autism self-rating scales. What can I say? I happen to be exemplary at taking exams. BAZINGA!!!
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I happen to be a very vulgar individual. YAHTZEE!!!
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I am an avid runner who runs for nothing buy joy! I named my running shoes "Eurus" after the Anemoi of the Eastern wind who blows only because it can - As I run.
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I am a semi-competent artist when it comes to perspective, but I fall apart with organic forms. Whoopsie! I am also quite competent when it comes to Blender and box-modeling a majority of things. Maybe one day I'll add another page to this website that contains a bunch of my art?!
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I have dabbled in making musing, and I find it extremely fun! I even went insofar as to buy an Arturia Keystep 37. I may even upload the track or two I've made to the website at some point :)
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I really prefer doing things by hand than via automation or "powered tools" (they have their place). It's just so much more personal and feels right to me. I dunno, maybe I'm retarded or something - Nothing wrong with that.
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I am absolutely terrified that I may go bald one day, as all other Mathematicians do.
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I only write using fountain pens. Right now, I use a Sailor TUZU Adjust with Jacques Herbin's Perle Noire Ink (my favorite ink) - !!!APE STRONG AND WRITE GOOD WITH FOUNTAIN PEN!!!
This page and the machines page make me want to throw CSS off a cliff.
About thy website:
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I wrote and am writing this whole motherfucker by hand in Kate, no LSP, no autocompletion, nothing. Straight up rawdogging it like the programmers of olde. Crazy work.
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I literally just read the Mozilla Developer Documentation and try to make this bitch work as best as I can. Like, you might ask "Jesse, why the fuck are you using multiple h1 tags in a page?" Because I don't give a rats ass and it looks right to me.
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I keep accidentally trying to close lists on this bitch with the tag /l1 instead of /li, and y'know what? I blame my fucking grippers for that.
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I only check if this shit renders correctly in Firefox, whatever the fuck the latest version is, I don't know I just keep the best browser up to date - What the fuck do I know???? I don't use Chrome.
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Whenever I update multiple pages at once, I delete all the files out of the root directory on Neocities and mass upload them from my local machine - I am not against automation, it's simply that I don't give a fuck about automating this process. Don't think or believe for a second this shit has ANY kind of version control either.
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Any pictures I took on my Pixel 8 Pro have been scaled down from 8140x6144 to 800x602 and then exported as a jpeg at 75% quality. Meaning that, hopefully, no picture on this motherfucker should be more than roughly 120-150KiB (depending on color data, I think). The idea is simple - This whore should load FAST. As of right now, the largest picture on this site is the memoryOverclockingTable, at a WHOPPING 263.5 KiB, which doesn't even show unless you click the hyperlink for it. Most everything else is beween forty-to-ninety KiB.
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I use some deprecated HTML on this website because CSS is kind of annyoing and ugly at times, my bad if something breaks. Honestly, you should blame your browser more than you blame me :)
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This whole website was made and tested for a screen that is 1920x1080. For you fancy fucks using 1440p or 2160p, I'm not sorry. I'll fix it one day, in the future, when I buy a different display... Maybe your browser is smart and handles it for you, I really don't know!