How to contact yours truly:

I'm still working on all these motherfuckin' PAGES!

General inquiries/dicking around:

Serious inquiries/talking shop:

NOTE: I swear to all that is unholy, if you sign me up for some fuckass sex website or phishing shit I will hunt you down, steal a boat, ducktape you to the fucking boat, sail that shit out to sea, fill it with holes and rocks, and no one will ever find your shitass.